im the hero of this story, i dont need to be saved

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deanisanactualprincess:

breathe-sustain:

yourpointofviewismedieval:

kselig:

Your plan has now been foiled. MWAHAHA

MATH HUMOR IS THE BEST.

I hate everything

lay1306:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

if a drunk person sees crooked a straight path, wouldn’t they see straight a crooked path? o.o

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Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive.

— Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via rainydaysandblankets)

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bananapolisher:

dave

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I thought you ought to know something about me. I didn’t want you to think I was just some nobody. You see, I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me.

— The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald (via faithintheuntamed)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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